Mold

The door creaked and she entered.

Our hero didn't expect her to accept the invitation, but what is life without a few surprises? He was glad that he would have sex without much effort. Closing the door, his gaze strayed to her breasts, which hung helplessly under the influence of gravity. But that was short-lived because, closing the door through which she had entered, a piece of the wall corroded by moisture fell off.

The room was damp and simply oozed sensuality. He invited her to sit on the chair from which he had previously clumsily removed the torn socks that he had previously mended.

She sat down, shaking her buttocks, long saturated with cellulite. He began to touch her legs that resembled a geographical map with all those dilated veins and burst capillaries...They were turned on! Or at least he forced himself to believe it. They say the power of suggestion was endless.

He started to undress, releasing the bellows that almost didn't allow him to see his penis. He was uncomfortable because the water heater had broken down even before he was fired, so showering was not an option.

A somber smell filled the young lady's nostrils. A moment of crisis had come, a deathly silence that had to be broken somehow... He took out a bottle of brandy and offered it to her, to relax.

After the grimace she made, she decided to drink her ex's brandy and pour herself another glass.

It wasn't long before she spontaneously started to undress. The guy was standing aside, holding him. In a fit of flirtatious madness, he decided to rip off her panties like he had seen in a porn movie. And he did it. And the stench of rotten cheese in which sardines had been kept began to emanate from her crotch like a counterpart to the poison gas that had come out of his pants.

"I'll fuck you",' the guy said seductively through his few missing teeth.

"What's the matter, you think I'm a whore?'' she said with a flirtatious gleam in her glassy eye.

"Now I'll tear you apart from fucking cloting to your flesh, i`ll fuck you so hard you will be able to see Istanbul". 

The police found two bodies in a contented embrace and with blissful expressions on their faces, the initial finding of the medical examiner was that it was a case of suffocation.

(Roger Mortis 036)