Step by step, we have dragged ourselves to the bottom of the abyss of Balkan gloom. The state entities formed in the 21st century remain. And this century, unfortunately, does not portend better days for the inhabitants of these morbid wrecks of societies.
In the distant 2006, the final collapse of the last remnants of the remnants of the SFRY, the rebranded SR Yugoslavia with a new name, the State Union of Serbia and Montenegro, occurred. Suddenly, like a goal in the 11th second, a referendum on independence was called in Montenegro, which by a small margin voted for secession from the State Union of Serbia and Montenegro. And so, in May 2006, Montenegro appeared on the world geopolitical map.
Although the traces of Montenegro's first independence date back to 1696 when an Orthodox theocracy was established (!?) and it all ended in Versailles after the Great War, beyond historical research - it is impossible to avoid the conclusion about the abnormal irrelevance of this country. There are airports in Patagonia that are more important than the Republic of Montenegro. With a territory half the size of FYROM and barely 700,000 inhabitants, this country has established itself as a major center for cigarette smuggling, a territory in which organized criminals from the italian mafia, Tetris mob (Russian) and Shqiptar mob cooperated, all through the coordination of a certain Djukanovic M., an instant father of the nation and a criminal figure who did not appear in public without a wardrobe worth less than 20,000 euros. There are also drugs, money laundering, good old corruption, the mythical laziness, inertia and stupidity of the local population. And what of it?
Nothing special, just another useless state, like all the others in this region.
Birth rate modest, mortality stable, emigration relatively pronounced, future - extremely boring.
Collective identity: Dumb hillbilies, the missing link.
Genocidal potential: Mediocre, depending on the collective identification of a part of the population. A large number of Chetniks and Kachaks.
And so finally, one gloomy and dark day, through the darkness of the night, through a small door - the entity that no one missed, at least on this side of reason, returned to the scene, and that is the Republic of Serbia. In June 2006, after the chances of keeping Montenegro in some kind of community disappeared - it was declared the Motherland of all bearded, sweaty, fat, greasy degenerates who drink cheap brandy, puff on the worst tobacco, devour bacon and listen to music that kills their already deficient brain synapses.
There is nothing special to add to the latest form of Chetnik statehood that has not been mentioned so far, in the previous three parts of this sad text. From all that crowd of corrupt people and imbeciles, a kind of dumb ox who answered to the name Vučić A. has risen on the political scene. At the head of such a moving advertisement for abortion, proud Serbia is slowly but surely, proudly and proudly walking on the path of the most popular type of rule in the East - Kleptocracy. It cannot be ignored that the demons of the Chetnik collective identity are not dead, on the contrary - they are gathering strength and preparing for the restoration of Dušan's Empire under the leadership of some failed guslar and a quack. It is fortunate that Croatia and Kosovo exist, so that the Chetniks can reflect themselves in the mirror of competition on the market of morons, of antagonistic and equally worthless collective identities.
Birth rate catastrophic, mortality stable, emigration dramatically expressed, future - doubtful.
Collective identity: Cretinoid Chetniks.
Genocidal potential: In a constant battle for first place in the region with the Ustashi one.
And last, but by no means least, here is the freshest state in the Balkans, the joke called Kosovo. A freak phenomenon, first seen on the map as an autonomous province within the SR Serbia, this entity could not and could not but try to become independent and sovereign.
Although a de facto independent territory since the NATO intervention and the end of the Kosovo War of 1997-99, politicians in this entity calculated with a de jure declaration of independence only until February 2008. Since then, we have also had the second country in Europe with a dominant Muslim population. And of course, the second with a dominant Kachak, Shqiptar or, if you prefer, Albanian collective identity. Apart from the physical characteristics of the population, especially the male population - which are completely original (huge teeth on the upper jaw, protruding sinus cavities, low foreheads, strange and funny shape of the skull, hair that does not tolerate any attempts at making a hairstyle) - this country also abounds with all forms of crime so characteristic of this part of the world. Although it is said that there are craters on the moon that have better geology and geography than Kosovo, that does not necessarily mean anything. Is Luxembourg any better in that regard? It is not.
But Luxembourg has no ketchin population and a minority of burnt-out Chetniks in the north. During the period of legal limbo in which this territory found itself, it selflessly gifted the world with massive drug trafficking and white slavery, organ trafficking and the birth of mutants as a result. During the period of legal limbo in which this territory was located, it selflessly gifted the world with massive drug trafficking and white slavery, organ trafficking and the birth of mutants as a result of the large quantities of ammunition, radioactive or conventional, used by the NATO pact, the father and stepmother of this country - to tear it away from Serbia. The price paid by the population of this extremely corrupt hole that is by all parameters at the very bottom of Europe - is not known but is speculated to be over 20,000 corpses and 100,000 wounded, imprisoned, sick and insane persons.
Mongoloid but true, Kosovo plays a major role in the state-forming myth of the Chetnik nation due to some catastrophic defeat of the non-existent Serbian nation in the 14th century by the Ottomans. That myth is still a reason for daily lamentation by the Chetnik paradise and a source of pain, despair, misery, anger, rage and fury, with small additions of apathy. It seems that Kosovo is welcomed for one thing, and that is so that the illiterate crowd throughout certain entities such as FYROM, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania or Moldova will be at least satisfied if not happy that they have the certainty that they will not be at the literal bottom of Europe in terms of, for example, corruption. Although the paradise throughout FYROM is doing everything to surpass Kosovo, let's say in infant mortality.
And they succeed in that!
Solid birth rate, although far from the former golden times, high mortality, spectacularly expressed emigration, future - unclear.
Collective identities: Shqiptar, Kačák, Arnavut.
Genocidal potential: On a scale of 1 to 10...about 4.
These are those infamous shits of nation-states and ethno-identities that marked the last generation of population across the areas that were once SFR Yugoslavia. Of course, this sad list may be subject to change in a few years, the Republic of Ilirida, the People's Democratic Republic of Sandzak, the Kingdom of Istria or the Vojvodina of Vojvodina may appear on the scene. Bosnia and Herzegovina and FYROM may cease to exist. But that is in the future and it still contains one constant. And that is that this space will remain an appendix, a dark vilayet, a damned courtyard, the bottom of the bottom of the old continent.
P.S. The above photo is of Driftan Shqeljzimi, renown Albanian male underware model.
(Roger Mortis, 154)
No comments:
Post a Comment