Friday, December 5, 2025

Freaks (Part Two)

We continue with the kaleidoscope of Balkan collective identities, an extremely sad topic that is most suitable for possibly pushing a suicidal person over the threshold. Although, in at least somewhat rational circumstances, it would be different. Very different.

The fourth creation born from the dead womb of the SFRY is called the Republic of North Macedonia. If some kind of ranking list of surviving state entities were made, this one (along with Kosovo) is at the very bottom. A totally irrelevant piece of land, it does not go out to the sea, there is no navigable river, there are no valuable resources or energy sources. But that poverty resulting from geographical and geological specifics is nothing compared to the misery called the local population.

A morbid, unreal, fantastically stupid population that consists of several identities, mainly of Hunzas (self-declared descendants of Alexander's empire), Shiptars, Gypsies, Seljuks, Chetniks, Torbeshes, Tatars and Tsintsars. Social awareness that is lower than the deepest hole around the Dead Sea, an innate tendency towards corruption and snitching, petty malice and malice combined with an anti-culture of living - makes this place such that refugees from wars in the Near and Middle East, various types of birds (such as vultures) and many viruses and bacteria bypass it. I suspect that supernatural phenomena also bypass it.

Although this work took place the last military act of the ex-Yugoslav wars that raged from 1991 to 2001, with the number of victims on both sides not exceeding 300 and the wounded 1000, the paradise is still in the mood to straighten the crooked Drina. To straighten the spine - not  really.

Terrible birth rate, stable mortality, particularly pronounced emigration, future - no.

Collective Identity - Mentally Retarded Hunza

Genocidal Potential - Almost Non-existent

The fifth is the mildly retarded situation known as the Croatian Republic of Herzegovinian-Bosnia. The Herzegovinians, known as Croats in the offside or as part of their collective identity suitable for stereotypical jokes at the expense of their imagined or real traits - were not allowed to remain without their own state. As a counterpart to their Chetnik brothers in terms of feces flowing through their veins - the Ustashas of course declared their own state on the territory of the SR Bosnia and Herzegovina in order to deceive possible international support for the proclamation of a state known as Bosnia and to gain the opportunity to return territories that were once under the umbrella of the ultimate evil known as the Independent State of Croatia.

But it turned out that this country was an extremely ephemeral phenomenon, imagined in the sick brain of the chief for the poor, the aforementioned crooked-mouthed sociopath Tuđman F. Hanging around on various maps and charts from 1991 to 1996, failing to enter any edition of the World Atlas, sponsoring at least 10,000 graves and 22,000 mutilations and injuries - this state project died under the weight of the ink of the Dayton Agreement.

Collective identity: Ustaše Light

Genocidal potential: Serious, in line with the broader genocidal policy of the mother country.

The sixth is Republika Srpska. This festering wound in the Balkans was declared even before Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence, which means that people like Karadžić R. and Plavšić B. were particularly quick in their actions to hatch another cuckoo's egg that would later become an integral part of Greater Serbia.

A hotbed of genocide, crime, human trafficking and everything that was already listed in the section on the Republic of Serbian Krajina - this creation still lives on the margins of memory and legality as an integral part of the Bosnian Federation. But now it does not claim independence and sovereignty. Or does it claim it? For that, they will have to wait for Mother Serbia to give birth to a new Draža or for Jovan Deretic to grow wings. The short-lived independence of 1992-95, which cost 14,000 corpses and 25,000 wounded, I do not believe that satisfies the appetites of the local shamefully stupid and illiterate population.

Collective identity - Serbian shit.

Genocidal potential - Serious, as part of the bigger picture of Serbia's genocidal engagement in the region.

Next time we will get acquainted with the following sources of infection and paranoia in the Balkans.

(Roger Mortis, 152)

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