WARNING !
No one is permitted to enter or leave this area without permission of the local health authority.
Due to HUNZA virus outbreak anyone found to violate this regulations will be arrested and put in quarantine custody !
Center for Desease Control general instructions :
People affected by the HUNZA virus tend to show one or more specific symptoms :
- will work for 200 dollars per month,
- will try to kiss ass for the abovementioned amount of wages,
- will lick clean the inside of a rectum for a sandwich,
- will suffer delusions of grandeur,
- will appear confused and generaly extatic if given a free bus pass on Friday,
- will not absolutely ever confront any authority at any cost whatsoever,
- will never ask why if molested,
- will show general downfall in intelligence and literacy.
Because of many rumors as to the cause of the epidemic, some have reported widespread panic in large urban areas.
Preliminary reports show 1991 as the year of the emergence of Patient Zero.
Antiviral medicine is still not available. Prevention and isolation are still most favorable precautions.
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