Dream Teams

In one of the neighboring dimensions, a friendly football match is scheduled between an international selection of renowned individuals who have practiced Occult & Esoteric practices and a team composed of serial killers whom the investigative authorities have failed to bring to justice.

An uncertain and dramatic, but above all fair and correct match is expected.

The occultists are expected to play in a 4-1-1-2-2 formation with the following composition:

Goalkeeper - Eliphas Levi

Full Backs - Simon Magus, Guido von List

Central backs - Aleister Crowley, Paracelsus

Central creative - Count Saint-Germain

Central destructive - Alessandro Cagliostro

Wings - Nicola Flamel, Fulcanelli

Forward - John Dee, Edward Kelly

Reserves - Jack Parsons, Michael Scott, Wei Bo Young, Johann Georg Faust, Khalid ibn-Yazid, William Westcott, Israel Regardi.

Head Coach - Hermes Trismegistus

Assistant - Albertus Magnus

Physio - Conrad Dippel

Technical Director - Ahasverus

While the series winners, on the other hand, will take to the field with a somewhat more traditional formation, 4-4-2:

Goalkeeper - Zodiac

Full Backs - The Monster of Florence, The Lisbon Ripper

Central backs - The Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run, The Biblical John

Midfield - Jack the Stripper, El Psicopata, The New Orleans Axeman, The Bombay Brewer

Attack - The Frankford Slasher, The Tylenol Maniac

Reserves - The Maid Slayer, The Texarkana Phantom, The Fukuyama Poisoner, The B-1 Butcher, The Ann Arbor Angel of Death, The Boston Strangler, The Alphabet Killer, Brabant Maniacs.

Coach - Jack the Ripper

Assistant - Smiley Face Killer

Physio - The Atlanta Ripper

Technical Director - Chop-Chop Charlie

The chief dispenser of justice will be Charlemagne, his assistants are Amenophis IV and Carl Gustav Jung, the fourth referee will be George Gordon, Lord Byron and the delegate of the match is Salvador Dali. The proceeds from the match will be intended for humanitarian purposes. Part of the proceeds will be forwarded to the Home for People Disillusioned by Belief in Supernatural Entities and part will go to the Organization for the Restoration of Empty Prison Cells.

(Roger Mortis 135)