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A mild bout of scribbling...which results in a semi-connected rant about something not particularly important...and things like that...

I've always found it a bit incomprehensible why terms like smoking, sucking, doodling, blowing, giving head and the like that allude to oral sex are used in a derogatory and offensive connotation in order to humiliate the object to which such expressions are directed. I've also used them in an offensive connotation although I've never understood why. After all, oral sex - especially when practiced with a person with whom you are emotionally engaged - is one of the finest things that exist in the world, in my opinion better than penetration and everything else since the level of intimacy is maximum and the experience is wonderful.

I would also stand in defense of the female genitalia because I find expressions like ``cunt'' and the like stupid, which most often imply alleged cowardice on the part of the party to whom they are directed. I don't know how the vagina became a symbol of fear. What is clear is that the vagina, under appropriate hygienic and suitable atmospheric and geological conditions, is a very nice, warm and moist place that can bring incredible mutual pleasure.

How actions that bring pleasure began to be perceived as offensive I'm not sure, it's probably down to sex itself as such, for example I couldn't imagine a situation in which someone would ever say `go away, eat a juicy Gaucho steak with Rosemary preferably grilled` or `fuck off, you're not a Marzipan cake eater!`

This is probably a product of centuries-old sexual repression which used to be useful but is now as anachronistic as a steam locomotive, spiced up with the perception of sex as a sin and there is certainly also a moronic sexism and primitivism which says that `receiving` a penis in the mouth or vagina by a woman is a sign of male dominance and humiliation of the female, an ancient tradition which has tended to destroy pleasure between lovers, either way - maybe it's time to use new types of insults like `go away you politician` which is incomparably more offensive than any sexual activity.

I think the old and tried-and-true expressions like shit, shit, shit and the like are still more logical because the aforementioned end products of metabolism and their synonyms are really nasty, stinky and historically deadly, especially when they came into contact with a well or water source and from there in the form of Cholera killed millions of people...

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(By Roger Mortis, 137)